HvZ fail thread

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HvZ fail thread

Postby MrRandom » Wed Jul 28, 2010 2:59 pm

Everyone fails once in a while, this thread is similar to the anecdotes one but specialized for the collective failures of the HvZ community.

I'll kick off: I was approached by a single zombie that I'd seen leaving MCC a good distance away. Once he cleared the crowd I proceeded to fire off ten or twelve slam-fired Raider shots, all of which missed, then spin around, slam into someone, trip over, and tear a hole in my jeans on the concrete. I am somehow not dead despite this.
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Re: HvZ fail thread

Postby Jeo » Wed Jul 28, 2010 3:04 pm

We lost Antony...
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Re: HvZ fail thread

Postby Thanqol » Wed Jul 28, 2010 3:24 pm

Had a conversation while outside a safe zone. Died.
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Re: HvZ fail thread

Postby MachineGuy » Wed Jul 28, 2010 3:44 pm

Got split up from everyone else, heard people yelling, went around and saw a bunch of humans up against a wall with zombies charging, no humans saw me and I forgot that I still had my band around my neck, forgot to put it back around my head and never ended up tagging any of the humans (I bet I could have got at least the two who were near the end of the wall). Humans then moved off.
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Re: HvZ fail thread

Postby Flaming_Penguin » Wed Jul 28, 2010 3:46 pm

Jeo wrote:We lost Antony...

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Re: HvZ fail thread

Postby Vash1414 » Wed Jul 28, 2010 7:14 pm

Running from Kimmi into copland courtyard and thought steps were ramp. Very, very nearly decked myself (almost got to a 90 degree forward tilt at the last step).

(I love this thread btw).
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Re: HvZ fail thread

Postby kimmilyjayne » Wed Jul 28, 2010 8:20 pm

Aw Alex!! I've fallen over soo many times this game! My first tag was to the human's leg coz I stacked it trying to sneak up lol
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Re: HvZ fail thread

Postby Thesreyn » Wed Jul 28, 2010 9:05 pm

My slides have all been fails. Though I've always slid into humans at the end of it which causes an amusing amount of confusion ^.^
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Re: HvZ fail thread

Postby Angus » Wed Jul 28, 2010 11:43 pm

Spotted a human in my first few minutes on campus, walking along fairly unsuspectingly. Stalked her for a bit, dropped my bag behind a car then sprinted up behind her for the kill. Then she pointed out that we were off campus.
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Re: HvZ fail thread

Postby Spartan117 » Thu Jul 29, 2010 8:39 am

Okay...I have finally acknowledged that I must take responsibility for the sheer amount of fail I have been responsible for this game.

As a human:

There was really only one fail moment - my death. I went to Hancock on the first day because I needed to print stuff for Chem, and was greeted by a lone zombie. I fell for good old 'look behind you' and became the first non-OZ kill of the game.

As a zombie:

First day - found a lone human armed with only a sock, and then fell over as I was chasing him. He asked me if I was all right and tried to help me etc., so I did the nice thing and let him go.

Wednesday - I tried to tag a girl with a Tek-6. The Tek-6 jammed, and if I'd stuck out my hand at the right moment I could've gotten the kill. However, I failed to, and the Tek-6 un-jammed. Facepalm. :(
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