HvZ fail thread

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Re: HvZ fail thread

Postby Andrew Burgess » Thu Jul 29, 2010 9:32 am

The big siege up at Coombs yesterday, me and Richard are inside, just chatting and looking out the window. Suddenly I spot a lone human just idly wandering past a few hundred meters away, clearly didn't notice the 9000 odd zombies between him and us. without thinking, I say "what the hell does he think he's doing?" Richard looks at me puzzled, and looks at the Z walking right in front of us and goes "huh?"
I realise my cock up. "Nothing. nothing at all." but he's onto it, and starts scanning around where I was looking, and spots the human.
Richard: "ahhh... what is that he's carrying anyway?"
Me: "It's a stick. definitely a stick."
Richard starts heading for the door to go around and get the guy so I pull out a sock. Stalemate. Stuff it, it's cold outside anyway, so we just stay there and let the random get clean away. No one else saw him at all.
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Re: HvZ fail thread

Postby kitty » Thu Jul 29, 2010 3:26 pm

Sitting in AD Hope for ages, just watching the windows and refreshing the forum... decide I need to get to the business office. Walk three metres out the door, see a Zombie, freeze.

Deer in the headlights.

But I ran away :D
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Re: HvZ fail thread

Postby Caanon » Thu Jul 29, 2010 8:52 pm

Tonight right before the mission found a human on the grassy slopes beside chifely. Start running for her but slip over, right as she shoots at me and misses because of it. I try to get back up and slip over again as she shoots and misses again. This happens five times until I finally managed to stay on my feet and she hits me with the 6th shot.

Unfortunately for her she only had 6 shots and there was another zombie with me who got her instead.

So fail win if that's possible :?
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Re: HvZ fail thread

Postby Father Lemington » Thu Jul 29, 2010 9:02 pm

I, a zombie, escorted Professor Moriartium alone along university avenue.

Human epic fail.

Also the best mission ever.
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Re: HvZ fail thread

Postby kitty » Thu Jul 29, 2010 9:19 pm

Caanon wrote:Tonight right before the mission found a human on the grassy slopes beside chifely. Start running for her but slip over, right as she shoots at me and misses because of it. I try to get back up and slip over again as she shoots and misses again. This happens five times until I finally managed to stay on my feet and she hits me with the 6th shot.

Unfortunately for her she only had 6 shots and there was another zombie with me who got her instead.

So fail win if that's possible :?


Fail for me, that's for sure :D
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Re: HvZ fail thread

Postby oscar » Thu Jul 29, 2010 9:33 pm

Early on monday, I'm looking for my first kill of the day. I see a human I don't know, walk up to him, he doesn't stun me, I don't stun him. He shows me an item from the midnight mission. I tag him.

We look at each other and then he says, Hello Oscar Wood!

Of all the people I could've tagged, I tagged Pat, another OZ.

But it wasn't that bad because then we went OZing together, which was pretty effective.
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Re: HvZ fail thread

Postby Alan » Thu Jul 29, 2010 9:39 pm

^Lol @ OZ's tagging each other.

In the dark leaving CSIT. Me and two other guys ran RIGHT PAST an active zombie and then turned and RAN BACK TOWARDS HIM when he yelled at us thinking he was human. It was only when I heard the double crack of a Raider and saw the darts fly that I realised he was a zombie. Got out of there REAL fast. Campus is well lit my rear end.

And generally walking around with my Deploy packed up outside of safe zones. Or not cocking it until I'm actually engaged. (Got a nasty reminder why that should not be done, luckily the guy just ahead of me had his tommies running, but still its a nasty feeling hitting the trigger and getting nothing.)
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Re: HvZ fail thread

Postby Mez » Thu Jul 29, 2010 10:17 pm

I was walking towards Unnion Avenue along Sullivan's creek midway through the night mission on tuesday with a few from my squad. Due to other commitments, we had permission from the mods to remove our armbands and leave campus as civillians. Sadly, a zombie didn;t notice our lack of armbands and proceeded to stalk us and tagged me. We explained the situation and he was OK with it. we then realised that the zombie was actually one of our allies (who none of us had met before, communicated over forum) who had turned earlier that day.

Also fail for one of my squad members who failed to look both ways before exiting a building and got tagged by a waiting zombie.
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Re: HvZ fail thread

Postby BLACK_Commando » Fri Jul 30, 2010 10:08 am

got bushwacked by 5 zombies at m DZ to ANU. :( BUT I AM STILL HUMAN!
why? because i was luckiy to be in a door zone when the trap was sprung. fail for me, fail to the ambush. +1 humans.
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Re: HvZ fail thread

Postby chidori7 » Fri Jul 30, 2010 11:12 am

BLACK_Commando wrote:got bushwacked by 5 zombies at m DZ to ANU. :( BUT I AM STILL HUMAN!
why? because i was luckiy to be in a door zone when the trap was sprung. fail for me, fail to the ambush. +1 humans.


More fail for you, one because you TRUSTED A ZOMBIE WHEN SHE TOLD YOU THERE WAS AN AMBUSH IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION TO THE REAL AMBUSH.

Two because you were pulling off your armband before you decided that you were near enough to a toilet to dispute.

But mostly, in the words of your own squad leader, because you're not man enough to take a tag.
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