HvZ fail thread

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Re: HvZ fail thread

Postby BLACK_Commando » Fri Jul 30, 2010 11:25 am

meh. YOURE DEAD. IM NOT.
and dude, it was in a safe zone...even though no one noticed till later.
HAZMAT.
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Re: HvZ fail thread

Postby chidori7 » Fri Jul 30, 2010 11:57 am

and i'm liked and not breaking any rules ..... caleb i may be dead but i dunno if you noticed... my side is kinda winnning ... and also i havent had people (LOTS OF) not like me because i dispute tags and whine.. also i never make out like i am super man..... btw i went back and measured it .. it was a legal tag
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Re: HvZ fail thread

Postby Alistair » Fri Jul 30, 2010 11:59 am

Take it somewhere else guys
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Re: HvZ fail thread

Postby Loz » Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:01 pm

Slightly related:

Last night when someone started a dispute, they effectively left most humans with their backs not covered without letting them know.

The zombies literally walked in and escorted humans out.
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Re: HvZ fail thread

Postby Mr Killingspri » Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:04 pm

This is the fail thread, yes I know I'm posting this when you're sitting either side of me but still this isn't the place for a fight.

You're squad leader commands you to stop fighting each other.....
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Re: HvZ fail thread

Postby Loz » Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:05 pm

Mr Killingspri wrote:This is the fail thread, yes I know I'm posting this when you're sitting either side of me but still this isn't the place for a fight.

You're squad leader commands you to stop fighting each other.....


One, I've said nothing.

Two, you're no longer our squad leader; we're dead.

But this is my last on the matter herte regardless.
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Re: HvZ fail thread

Postby ajd » Fri Jul 30, 2010 5:05 pm

Seeing Antos state his intention to die epically by walking through Union Court, going down to Union Court and returning to complain about the lack of zombies, then walking to the balcony outside Pajenkas and being tagged rather unepically on the back half a metre from the door zone.
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Re: HvZ fail thread

Postby penguins_demise » Fri Jul 30, 2010 6:28 pm

oscar wrote:Early on monday, I'm looking for my first kill of the day. I see a human I don't know, walk up to him, he doesn't stun me, I don't stun him. He shows me an item from the midnight mission. I tag him.

We look at each other and then he says, Hello Oscar Wood!

Of all the people I could've tagged, I tagged Pat, another OZ.

But it wasn't that bad because then we went OZing together, which was pretty effective.


I then met up with them, let my guard down and only stunned one of them, leaving the other to tag me.
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Re: HvZ fail thread

Postby stephendann » Fri Jul 30, 2010 7:06 pm

Tuesday Night False Alarm: Skulking back to the car after class finish at 8pm. Hearing a horde of shambling marauding types, deciding between cover and a heroic Maverick flavoured end game (after leaving Vera in said car)...only to encounter a shambling horde of soccer players returning from training. I really would have preferred the zombies, you're much less terrifying than gentlemen in soccer shorts on a cold ANU winter's night.

Friday: Clearing my Friday afternoon for the mission by stacking all my non-avoidable work bits into the Friday morning... wait.. what? Oh man.

Working evening classes this semester: 5-8 Tuesday, 5-7 for Wednesday, 5-8 for Thursday, and 12-2 for Friday. I really picked awesome times to be committed to elsewhere on Campus. (it's my fault, but it was amazingly accurate for clashing with the mission times)
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Re: HvZ fail thread

Postby Alistair » Sat Jul 31, 2010 4:25 pm

Before the Game, cruising the forums as usual. I spy what looks to be a fairly straightforward spam post. Advertising some 'revive' drink to help with erectile dysfunction or some other crap. Without a thought I delete the post, ban the username and the IP address.

Only later do I find out it was Jacob posting some information for the game, under the guise of a viral spam post... >.>
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